Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts

Friday, October 03, 2008

Displays of affection, Progress in time, and a joke.

Displays of affection
Thursday 2nd of October
School was fairly good today. Morning form I was still pretending to be miffed at Formie and he was doing stuff on the internet so I just kept closing his browser and when he was emailing pressing random keys, was funny. PE was first and he introduced us to this sport called Danish long ball, and it is a mix between cricket, football and dodge ball. It was actually surprisingly fun, even if I wasn’t amazing at it. I preferred normal dodge ball, but it’s still worth a laugh. Physics we had a cover teacher in some random room, and she just let us get on with it really. I sat next to a guy who I will call Eater, due to his surname. He was a friend for the first week of year 7, then we had a fight which I won, and he hated me for the rest of that year and year 8. We got better in year 9 and even if he’s really annoying we get on quite good now, he was good to sit next to in that lesson though because he wasn’t being annoying. :) Break was good, even if Zen wasn’t in. R.S was third, which I love to bits. I will call the teacher Maggie, don’t ask why. :P She’s a really good teacher, and I write loads in the lessons. Lunch was good, before afternoon form. Was still pretending to be miffed, had a laugh anyway. IT was good, because I sat next to Sam and we made drop down menu’s. There was one point were we believed my shite bar thing I’d done in 2 minutes could get a better mark that his 3 hour piece, until he realised the full power of copy and paste, although it did make my banner a lot better too. Afterwards I had history were we watched a film, which was kind of boring but good to relax in. Then the bell rang and I really couldn’t be arsed to walk home, so I decided to give Formie another try for a hug. He was alone so I nicked his bag and after toying with him for a while doing the pulling just out of reach he let me hug him but didn’t hug back. Then we went to talk to Maggie for a while and he went off to get something for the displays, and I just stayed talking to Maggie. When I got back he was like “Your still here then.” I was like “Yup.” So in the end I just didn’t leave and helped put up the displays and stuff. It was great, because Formie is always a lot more comfortable out of his suit, and we just mucked around and I was basically a member of the R.E department. Maggie kept being like ‘must remember he’s a student’ and patronise me for like 5 minutes before going back to normal, and we mucked around a bit. Then when we were all in room 8 and no-one else was around Formie gave me a hug. :D It’s cause when he left the first time Maggie was like ‘Nawww he wants to give you a hug but he can’t’ (Saying sir wanted to hug me) and then when he came back she was like ‘I can look away you know’ so he was basically peer pressured into it. It wasn’t anything special, it was a brief one armed hug but it still was a YAY moment. I don’t have to nag him about hugging me now, because he’s done it. However, on end of term days, he may be nagged. Got home at 6 and mum was like WHERE WERE JOO and I said helping people at school so after a rant (which I tried hard not to laugh in) I was allowed to go about my day, but didn’t feel like going on computer so just went upstairs, did my RS homework and then tidied room. Page on RS homework, I write so much!

Progress in time.
Friday 3rd October
Morning I kinda rushed to school but got there on the bell for once, in time for morning form. No-one realised I was suddenly talking to him again, because Over has now just accepted anything we do as being ‘just us’. We go through phases of not talking to each other, and half the time no-one knows why except each other. It’s rather quite amusing. We always end up forgiving each other/annoying each other so much we give in. Morning form was good, then had history. It was good, we did some old fashioned writing and copying, and nizomi is a lot better than he was.
Physics teacher was back, which is good cause I had him twice today. Found myself drifting in and out, catching bits of info every now and then, but it’s fine. He’s that kind of teacher, were you have to self-motivate yourself to listen, but as long as you catch the important parts and catch up what you miss day-dreaming, your fine.
Break the librarian really started getting on my nerves. YOUR NOT MY DAMN MOTHER. I don’t need to have my shirt tucked in. I wear a hoody, because it’s comfortable and warm, and looks better than a blazer.
Walked to Biology with a guy called Ben, and had a good chat with him. He had Formie next and although he doesn’t like Formie as a teacher, he thinks he’s a good person. It was rather humourous, because he saw Maggie and was like ‘Wow she’s quite fit. I bet fancies her.’ I was like ‘I bet you fancy her’. He did. XD
Mr. Mortimer was funny today. We had to fill out this sheet and he didn’t want me using my book, but I had my hand on the page so when he closed it I just flicked it open again. He did this five times before grabbing the book out of my hands and flinging it across the classroom. Fucking hilarious! So enjoyed that lesson, I really like Sciences.
After that I came out onto the corridor with Formie’s room on it and the door was open, so seeing as I was one of the last to leave Biology I decided to pop in to see how he was. He was obsessing over this video he’s done, and trying to get pictures to match. He was saying how this picture didn’t match so I was like ‘Nah it ruins the entire thing scrap it and start again.’ He laughed and then told me how anal he gets over these videos, and how he has 10 different versions of it, and how when he was doing the one for his remembrance day his girlfriend at the time was like IF YOU SHOW ME THAT ONE MORE TIME I’LL STAB YOU. After much laughter, I told Sir about Ben’s comments, just because Sir finds him annoying. He found it greatly amusing. VERY amusing. Then he went to go talk to Maggie and I left and spent lunch with Nile and Salamander, which was a lot better than having Over and Spawn and Spawn’s little brother, just because it was more open. I don’t like having Spawn’s little brother with us. Zen is fine being a year 8 with year 10’s and he has evidenced having other friends, but Spawn’s little brother is a year 7 and it filters what we can say and it looks like Spawn is his only real friend. :S
Afternoon form more grins were had, and seeing as we were walking in the same direction I walked halfway to French with Formie, he was still Lol’ing over Ben. Then Ben passed us in the hall and said hi to sir, and as soon as he was out of ear shot he did this really retarded laughing stampy thing, which was funny. I was glad I brought amusement to him :P.
French I drifted in and out of, and I decided to sit next to this guy called Abdul. He looks really geeky and stuff but he’s actually a really nice guy and is quite funny. He’s not my type of guy I’d hang out with but he’s a cool guy who I want to be on good terms with.
Physics I was in the room next to Formie, and I heard the song of his video playing which brought a smile to my face and everyone else was like LOLOL WTF IS DOING NOW? And the teacher was like ‘Damn racket.’ Which of course, made it even funnier for me, but I decided to keep the joke to myself.
I went back after for ten minutes just to say have a good weekend to Formie, and I wrote his sad-ass roommate a letter saying he shouldn’t give his life over to lessons, because that’s what he sounded like. More lulz were had and then I went home and to Stagecoach. SC wasn’t brilliant and once again the dance teacher is showering my brother with praise, so I’m not gonna bother writing about it. All I’m gonna say is that cub looked really good today. Got home, chit-chatted to Salamander and a few other friends and decided to call it a day. Tap tomorrow, I need to practice the duet more. I practiced it daily, just not with the tape. I’m an ass, Fille deserves more effort from me. I’ll make it up to her somehow. I then realised my tired-ness had made me put Formie’s real name in, so I had to change that, before deciding it was time for me to go to bed. Microsoft word tools ftw! Also, I thought I’d add in a joke…

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Footnotes, Formie and French.

I'll just get a few things straight, before I even start.
1) I hate French. Not the language. The class. The teacher. The teacher, she's the spawn of satan. She's an ugly witch that sometimes wears a clever disguise to trick you into thinking she may be alright, and then she's in close enough and she rips you apart again. She doesn't even realise she's doing it anymore. It's vocab test after vocab test after fucking vocab test and she loves to remind you how bad you failed on a friday afternoon after school for an hour.
2) I will, most likely, blab on about my form tutor and a couple of my mates. I love him and them to bits. Litterally. I think their all missing an eye or two. However, in case he reads this, I won't be calling him by his real name. Instead, I will call him... umm... Something that won't get confused with anything else... Erm... I'll call him Formie. There we go. XD. My friends will most likely have real names used. :o
Right, now that that's out of the way... I can get into the other boring introduction stuff... Whee...

I haven't had a proper blog. Ever. I've had a few "yeah sure I'll update it and stuff (In head: lol no you won't)" but this time I'm actually going to make a genuine effort. I don't know if anyone will ever read it, because I'm not REALLY going to be giving the link out, because I don't like the thought of vanity blogging. Anyway, on with my actual blog. :D

I woke up feeling not amazing, but thinking "Yeah gotta try to be positive today" because I'd had a very bad day yesterday, and I'm on the verge of slight depression. I got up, grabbed a towel and went into my brothers room to use the shower. He moaned at me for not knocking, even though he was packing his school bag, which I ignored and went into the bathroom. After showering with my lurvely 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner which makes my hair feel lovely and fluffeh, I back to my room to towel off.
Talked to Formie for a bit, he wasn't in best mood so I was a bit like meh, and he's pissed because he can't go to this Turner Prize thing that he wanted to go to. In my year 8 summer I visited an exhibition in liverpool, which he's never forgiven me for because he desperatly wanted to go. He found out about the one in london and managed to get free tickets due to being an R.E, wait it's changed, R.S teacher. However, the night he got tickets for, is the open evening. (Which I will probably be spending with him. I always do open evening and shizzle for him. He's my favourite teacher, go figure.) This caused me many lulz, which he didn't appreciate much.
Had ICT core lesson, which was great. I love ICT, because, I'm a fast typer. Therefore, I'm good at ICT core, because it's the most basic shit EVER. It's basically so that even 'tards can get atleast one C. The teacher is an old man, but he's actually quite likeable. My mate Spawn (What he will be called from now on in the blog) sits like 2 seats down from me, and although he doesn't know it, I'm racing him to get my coursework sheets in before him. We were at the same stage like 5 mins before the end of the lesson, so I quickly did a really shite bit stuck on the end for the lulz of examiners which was "proving you can save files with appropriate names" one screenshot in an empty document, printed, DONE. I'm therefore still ahead of him.
Realised why I couldn't keep those other blogs up yet? Because I talk A LOT.
Second lesson was another ICT lesson but it's the standard course with the teacher I've had since the start of school. She's amazing, even if she is amazingly harsh on me. I get "Distinction (basically A*)" in all of my ICT coursework but she marked something I did as a "pass" because I'd spent the lesson pissing around. My mate Salamander (best mate. ever.) was already done though, so I was a bit miffed about that, so I rushed to the websites and started filling out the sheet again, until it was done the way she wanted, and then I spent the rest of the lesson catching Salamander up. Except I didn't quite catch him, except it's a piece of hand-drawn work so I can do before next lesson and be at his level again. Him, me and a guy called Matt are top in our ICT class. 6A's at the end of last year. :D People who are only mentioned briefly will have real names, recurring people will have made up names. You know, just in case.
Break was spent in the library with a couple of my best mates: Salamander, his little brother Zen, Spawn and Over. Zen's his own self an' nothing like Salamander, but I love them both. Over is annoying but he makes up for it. Sorta. :P
Third was History, in which I'm basically a "mentor" for this Japanese guy who got moved to england about a week ago and hardly speaks any english, but needs to settle in. He's got this fucking amazing translator thing, but I don't think he'd react well if I started taking it apart. Technology fascinates me. But not in the lessons like electronics. Ugh. STAB ME NOW. I hate building it from scratch, but looking at it is quite interesting. But yeah, this guy.. Nizomi, is scared to use the translator. I kinda have to force him into doing it, and although I feel mean, it has to be done. History was good though.
Lunch I had a drama rehersal which was good, managed to force Nile into having to do the music for the play. He owed me a favour so I relished in making him do it. He's fine with it though, lol.
Afternoon form was okay, but Formie was a bit pre-occupied lol. I just spent the time day dreaming, then decided to take the register/form folder/whatever the hell they call it now back so that I could clear my head before Maths, just because I was thinking about quite a lot of stuff.
Fourth lesson was Maths which was jokes because it's all fairly easy and I got to piss around a bit, and it was just generally enjoyable. She also changed the time consuming homework she'd set yesterday to really easy stuff :)
Fifth and last was English, which was great. I had Miss last year, and she was a bit shite, but this year she's come on leaps and bounds and is actually a very good teacher. We're almost starting on our media essay, and because I forgot my book I'm going to have to copy out my notes before the next lesson. We just watched the beginning itchy and scratchy short of the simpsons movie, because we have to analyse it for a piece of coursework, and then go on to say how the director uses things in the-blah blah blah. Jargon jargon jargon.
Got home, looked at my pile of homework, and realised I don't have french tommorow. So it's ALL GOOD. After talking to Sam for a bit, I discovered this website and decided to give it a shot. I'm not even giving Salamander the link :o